Spermicons

Okay, so this is something I thought was funny about four years ago. I may have been sniffing chocolate at the time. But I looked 'em over again today and thought ... ehh, they're so silly I might as well share 'em. I am not sure they'll look as god intended on different browsers/screens -- in particular, I have no idea whether Mac users will see something utterly weird and incomprehensible. Of course, it's very likely that they really ARE weird and incomprehensible -- for instance, even I cannot see the point of "Coiled Sperm".



Ah, the anguish of being a misunderstood artist.



SPERMICONS



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

(Basic Sperm)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

(De Gaulle sperm)





^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^O

(coiled sperm)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~@

(sperm attack)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~%

(sperm looking sideways over its shoulder)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~X

(cross (i.e., angry) sperm)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:-)

(happy sperm)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$

(mercenary sperm)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$

(sperm bank)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BC

(old sperm)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ZZZZZZZ

(sleeping sperm)

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